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Assassination attempt foiled

[obscured] Monty was grazed by a bullet from an unnamed would-be assassin. [obscured] was rushed to a secure location before being checked out at a DC hospital following the attack.

The assassination attempt is the latest in a number of growing outcry by fringe groups who disagree with the actions of President Monty during this time of civil unrest. The President is expected to follow up on his campaign promise reveal harsh new gun control laws this upcoming week